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[赛后贴]西部季后赛第二轮，洛杉矶湖人队主场127-97战胜金州勇士队，总比分2-1领先。

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湖人（2-1）：詹姆斯21分8板8助、浓眉25分13板3助3断4帽、拉塞尔21分3板5助、范德比尔特2分5板、里夫斯10分2板2助2断、沃克12分4板2断、施罗德12分、八村塁5分、哈里森9分4助、克里斯蒂6分2板2助

勇士（1-2）：库里23分4板3助、维金斯16分9板4助、追梦2分2板4助、克莱15分7板、迪文岑佐5分5板4助、普尔5分3板6助、穆迪5分4板、卢尼3分4板4助、佩顿8分3板、库明加10分

[–]Lakerslannistargaryen 16 points 2 hours ago

Amazing AD game + LeBron moving his dominance from 1st to 3rd quarter + 37 Laker FTs + 17 Warriors TOs + 12 Warriors 3PM (21 for G1 and 2) = Happy Lakers fan.

湖人球迷：1个牛逼的浓眉 + 老詹贯穿3节的统治力 + 湖人37个罚球 + 勇士17个失误 + 勇士仅命中12个三分（G1和G2均命中21个三分）= 快乐的湖人球迷~

[–]RabbitWolfie 214 points 2 hours ago

Year 20 LeBron & odd-number playoff game Anthony Davis >>>

球迷：我也来一个，20年陈酿的老詹 + 季后赛奇数场次必神玄学浓眉 = 无敌

[–]Just_some_guy_23 115 points 2 hours ago

need to convince AD that Monday is G5

球迷：看来我们得给浓眉催个眠，让他觉得下一场是G5才行啊~

[–]Snifflymoth416 104 points 3 hours ago

box score watchers will probably say lebron had a mid game, but lebron looked great tonight, with his defensive effort and how much he was running up in transition. Seems like his 3 ball is starting to fall now. LAKERS IN 5.

湖人球迷：只看技术统计的呆子以为老詹这场打得差强人意，其实老詹今晚相当牛逼啊！他在防守端的相当投入，攻防转换时的跑动也非常积极！而且他的三分球手感貌似也回来了！啥也不说了，湖人必将5场解决战斗！！

[–]TheScienceNamesArgon 50 points 3 hours ago

I"m a Warriors fan because my team (Supersonics) got taken from but holy shit that sub is actually cancer. I thought it was a relatively fine officiated game. I don"t think the Warriors will come out so undisciplined in game 4 but this is going to be a hell of a series. Already is.

勇士球迷：我现在是个勇士球迷，因为我之前的球队（超音速）不存在了。跟你们说，勇士的贴吧评论区简直是要人老命啊，厚礼蟹特！！我觉得这场比赛的判罚还OK啦，而且勇士第四场肯定也不会像今天这样打得毫无章法，这个系列赛真的是大有看头啊！！！

[–]DelaRoad 31 points 3 hours ago

Oh have you been in here after a Lakers loss Lol

湖人球迷：噢吼吼？？看来楼上的兄弟还没来过湖人队的评论区吧，哈哈哈哈！！

[–]Fantasnickk 15 points 3 hours ago

Lose: Disband, Bron is washed, give Rui AD’s minutes, fire Ham

Win: LBJ is getting his 5th ring and Lakers in 4 every round

湖人球迷：

湖人队评论区现状：

湖人输球：“湖人快解散吧！”“詹姆斯这老不死的占着茅坑不拉屎啊！”“浓眉下去！！让八村上来打啊！！”“把哈姆给劳资炒了！！”

湖人赢球：“老詹老詹好牛掰，手拿把枪第五冠！”“湖人这球打得好啊！每轮都能4-0横扫对面啊！”

（输球后的湖人球迷）

（赢球后的湖人球迷）

[–]RIP MAMBAfastlikeanascar 4 points 3 hours ago

Yeah we’re shit but in a different type of way

湖人球迷：是啊~咱湖人球迷也不是啥好鸟~~只不过我们不是人起来，你看到的是不一样的禽兽表现罢了~~~

[–]Lakersalreddy-reddit 493 points 4 hours ago

nice when the last 5 minutes doesn"t take an hour.

湖人球迷：今天这比赛的最后5分钟没打上一个钟头，这让我很欣慰~~~

[–]Lakerstinamou63 75 points 2 hours ago

But that means I have to get back to the rest of my life 55 minutes earlier

湖人球迷：话虽如此，但是那样的话，我就要提前55分钟回去面对真实的世界了~~~5555~~~

[–]NBARabbitWolfie 1413 points 58 minutes ago

Jordan Poole got a bag and the rest was history

球迷：普尔除了钱包鼓了，剩下的啥也不是！！

[–]Heat BandwagonYergason 694 points 55 minutes ago

Jordan Poole played in garbage time and still looked like one of the worst players lmao

热火球迷：是啊，今天尽管混迹于垃圾时间，普尔仍然是场上的那个吊车尾，笑死人啦！

[–]HawksmyhellcatgotRepod 393 points 3 hours ago

It"s wild that what could possibly end the Warriors championship window isn"t Curry/Klay/Dray getting old it"s giving a Liaoning Flying Leopard player 30 million United States Dollars a year

Na

老鹰球迷：勇士的夺冠窗口关闭，不是因为库里、克莱、追梦老了，而是因为勇士队给一个CBA辽宁飞豹球员一份3000万美刀一年的合同啊，太艹啦！！

[–]MKenshiX 612 points 59 minutes ago

Welcome back to the regularly scheduled “Warriors shit at Staples” game

球迷：欢迎大家收看保留节目《勇士队在斯坦普斯中心拉裤裆》~

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 313 points 57 minutes ago

Game 4 too, I hope

湖人球迷：第四场勇士也拉吧~~泻药之神保佑~~~

[–]velphegor666 4 points 55 minutes ago

Lakers need game 4. I dont have high hopes if this series reaches 7 on oracle

湖人球迷：湖人必须得拿下第四场才行~如果系列赛回到勇士主场抢七的话，我不是很抱希望湖人能赢诶~~~

[–]76ersifsothanwhy 537 points an hour ago*

I know Lakers fans like shitting on Ham on the regular, but gotta love his adjustments tonight, with switching the Vando Reaves assignments early on, calling some plays that allowed D-Lo to cook in the 1st, taking away all the cuts that gave curry assists from the curry-green pick and roll, pulling Troy Brown out of the rotation, and giving big minutes to Walker.

Also called a couple of timely timeouts early when the lakers offence was threatening to become a bit stale.

76人球迷：我知道湖人球迷的日常爱好是拿哈姆当痰盂一样喷屎，但不得不说，他今天的调整还是很招人爱的：他很早就调换了范德彪和里夫斯的盯防任务，给拉塞尔叫了很多战术让后者在第一节尽情发挥，在防守库里/追梦的挡拆时，切断了勇士队所有的切入线路，不让库里对切入者送出助攻，还把小特洛伊-布朗调出了轮换，并且给了朗尼-沃克大把的上场时间。另外，当湖人的进攻不太像样的时候，他还及时叫了很多暂停呢~

[–][LAL] Kentavious Caldwell-Popemishmashedtosunday 249 points 57 minutes ago

Lakers lead at one point went down to 12 and called a TO to kill GSW"s momentum

湖人球迷：是啊 ，有一阵湖人的领先优势被缩小到了12分，哈姆立马就叫了一个暂停，堵住了勇士喷涌的势头呢~~

[–]LakerssirtalonAOEII 128 points 50 minutes ago

I cried with joy.

湖人球迷：是啊，当时看到那一幕，我TM都开心哭啦~~~

（哈姆：呵呵呵~难得开金口夸人啊，湖人球迷~）

[–][PHI] Tony Wrotendimaandal 339 points an hour ago

I tuned in the 2nd quarter just as the Lakers went on a 30-2 run. You’re welcome Lakers fans.

76人球迷：同志们，我一打开电视看这场比赛，湖人立马就在第二节打出了一波30-2的高潮，不用太感激我哦，湖人球迷~~嘿嘿嘿~~

[–]Lakersliamc314 69 points 59 minutes ago

Thank god now I know who to thank!!!

湖人球迷：感谢上帝！我知道该感谢哪位仁兄了~~

[–]ignatious__reilly 757 points an hour ago*

LeBron is mentally preparing for AD"s shit Game 4

Warriors have to regroup. Poole needs benched. And Curry and Klay apparently need to be on fire every game.

球迷：

《展望第四场》

第四场浓眉必萎掉，老詹你要准备好！

勇士队得重整旗鼓，普尔板凳坐穿掉！

库里克莱需要扛旗，火力一场不能少！

（今天的库里）（今天的克莱）（以及潜在的G4浓眉）

[–]Lakerslannistargaryen 238 points an hour ago

LeBron moving his scoring from 1st to 3rd was awesome as well lmao dude scheduled his dominance

湖人球迷：老詹把自己从第一得分手调整为第三得分手，有点东西啊~哈哈哈~这哥们儿可以有条不紊地调度自己的统治力啊~~

[–]WarriorsCurrymvp2 316 points an hour ago*

Odd game Anthony Davis and Road Warriors both showed up. Oh man. AD just had a monster effort on both ends of the floor.

Hopefully, AD has a mediocre game 4 or else there"s a pretty decent chance we go down 3-1.

勇士球迷：“奇数场神浓眉“和“客场烂勇”双buff叠加了，我咧个去哟！5555~~浓眉在攻防两端像猛兽掠食一般地碾压我们~他在第四场只需稍微发挥得“平平无奇”一点，我们就很可能1-3落后啦~~~

（克莱：第四场见真章~）

[–]Heatrsa96 78 points 2 hours ago

I know everyones gonna be crying about free throws here on reddit, but with the exception of a couple questionable calls, I dont understand how anyone who actually watched the game can be upset about the disparity

热火球迷：直播吧每个人都在喷湖人的高罚球数，但是除了几个有疑问的判罚之外，如果大家都好好看了比赛，怎么可能会觉得两队的罚球数差异，就是不公平判罚呢？？

[–]CelticsCaregiverOk2946 242 points 2 hours ago

Don’t let these crying Warriors fans keep you away from the fact that the Warriors is a top 2 fouling team this year and Lakers are the least. In fact the Warriors have been a top 3 fouling team for the past three NBA seasons.

凯尔特人球迷：咱们不能让那些满口怨言的勇士球迷给整跑偏了啊~告诉你们真相吧，勇士本赛季犯规数排在联盟前二，而湖人是犯规最少的球队。而且最近三个赛季，勇士的犯规都排在联盟前三的！

（咱有一说一）

[–][LAL] Mike PenberthyAsswad123 10 points an hour ago

Someone call for help! Hurry! It’s flooding here with all warriors fans tears complaining about free throws again

湖人球迷：来人啊！救命啊！快点啊！勇士球迷又哭着喊着说裁判偏心啦，他们涕泪横流，都导致发大水啦！！！

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